Brittney Wants You To Suffer!
In case you didn't know this, Brittney and I thrive off of your soreness. When you come to HCF and complain about how it was hard to roll out of bed, we take pride in your struggle. As long as we are talking about temporary soreness and tightness brought on by appropriately intense torture, we are doing our jobs correctly. Please continue to remind us that we are doing the right thing by keeping your glutes sore enough that you have trouble sitting down to the toilet.
In the fashion described above, Brittney wrote you a wonderful bit of suffering that should make potty time an adventure. Enjoy!
Love you bye!